Get Pimp'd! Lost Cause by bonnysammy

Rated R   AU

"A woman awakes in a forest. She is lost, alone and has practically no memory. Three members of the Cullen family find her and take her to their home. But everything is not as it appears, especially not with the girl. How can the little she knows to be true actually be possible? It could be said that anything is possible when thrown into a world of myth.

Follow along as she travels on her journey to find, forgive and move beyond her past, all the while finding herself and something she never knew she was looking for.

Bella's past is a complete mystery, and as she works to put the puzzle pieces together,

everything seems to unravel."

Read more of Lost Cause on twilighted.net

Get Pimp'd! The Twist by Twilight-Alagaesia

Rated T   Romance  Bella/Edward

After Eclipse, starts with first chapter of Breaking Dawn, but with a twist. Bella was kidnapped

by the guys that take the pictures of Bella's new car at the gas station in Forks,

just a couple of weeks before the wedding.

The Twist can be found on fanfiction.net

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Get Pimp'd! Welcome Home by rash12

Rated NC-17  AU-Human  Bella/Edward

Bella Swan moves to Forks, Washington. About to start a new job as a teacher at the local high school, she rents an old house that’s surprisingly cheap, but she’s about to find out it’s cheap for a reason.

You can find Welcome Home on twilighted.net

Mating in Captivity by Kisvakondok

So we already know you are into Twilight, but are you also secretly hooked on what Blair Waldorf and the crew are up to? Well, if you find the life of the ultra snooty, spoiled and manipulative teenagers of Gossip Girl highly entertaining (and let’s face it, who in their right mind and with a good sense of fashion doesn’t?), come check out “Mating in Captivity.”


In this superbly written tale by the lovely and very talented Kisvadkondok, Bella Swann (nope, not a typo) and the crew attend the exclusive St. Forks Catholic School in New York City. The foibles of Queen B, the most powerful and popular girl of the school, and her followers are detailed by The Saint Forksian Stalker. Naturally Queen B only surrounds herself with the rich and famous. Her adventures are the stuff of legend; shopping, partying and scheming, sometimes with the help of some pharmaceutical internvention. Add to the mix all of the regular Twilight characters as reincarnations of rich Upper East Side teenagers with a hefty mix of sex & drugs and you have a party!

Of course not all that shines is golden in this story. While on the surface Bella Swann seems the epitome of beauty and style, we know she’s far from it. Neither is dear Eddie for that matter as he jumps from bed to bed, often highly intoxicated and always with a swagger in his step. Will they be able to love each other in all their flawed glory while wading through the never ending intrigues created by high school politics?

All I can say is Kisvadkonkok has created multidimensional, flawed characters that never seem staged while entertaining us. Please go check out her story ASAP and leave her some love!

xoxoxo

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5999143/1/Mating_in_Captivity

Get Pimp'd! She Is by Rayne Moonfyre

Romance/Supernatural   Jasper  Rated M

Sequel to Ok Cupid. After Emmett and Kira find each other they decide to bring their families together.

Who would have guessed that the meeting would produce such results?

Jasper finds himself drawn to a special woman who could "spell" danger for them all.

BDSM, D/s, fetish, FF.

You can find She Is on fanfiction.net

Get Pimp'd! Just Like Always by itsjustme1217

Angst/Romance  Rated M  Bella/Edward

"Bella has lived a life of horror for such a young age. How will she decide to deal with it?"

Find Just Like Always on fanfiction.net

Get Pimp'd! Abandon by ThatPanicGirlE

Rated M  Romance/Friendship   Bella/Jacob

"I really wish she'd learn to control her temper. I invited her to dinner with me as a way to let her know I wasn't mad at her. I knew we didn't have shit to eat in the house. I was hoping all the noise in the kitchen would coax her out, and sure enough my plan worked great. She came out of her room

with her nosey self to figure out what I was doing.

I know she's still hurting – it's very evident and clear. I just want her to start treating my dad and me with a little more respect. I don't think she realizes what it's like for me to sleep on that couch. At best, the couch is a little over five feet long. I'm almost six feet tall by now. You do the math.

I'm hoping she'll calm down soon."

Abandon is a completed fic on fanfiction.net

Get Pimp'd! Personality by angelanharvey3

Romance/Hurt/Comfort  Rated M

"Sometimes I wondered if I was seeing the same things through my eyes that the rest of the world

 was seeing through theirs. Maybe there was a glitch in my brain."

-Bella Swan, Twilight ~ Chapter 1, p.11

Bella starts to display strange behavior her first weekend back in Forks since her trip to Italy.

What will happen when the Cullens learn about her fractured mind?

There's not just one Bella for Edward to worry about now...there are three.

Check out Personality on fanfiction.net

Twimp'd Teasers: June 11, 2010

"Well, I'm moving to Washington."

Bittersweet Irony by SweetVenom69 

Edward. Bella. Proof.

Fire Becomes Ice by Kelsismom

Leah opts to wax Freudian (srsly? that dead white quack?) rather than believe there's mystical substance behind her dreams. 

Latent Prints by KCerena

It wasn't logic that was guiding me as I stormed over to them and practically wrenched her from his grasp.

Maid for Me by Kassiah

"What a worthless boyfriend you are."

Something to Live For by blood-and-chocolate

I was married, and he couldn't forgive me.

Somewhere in Between by Kassiah

She continued to sit on the floor and look up at me with her haughty, catlike eyes, throwing insults and taunts my way.

The Life and Death of Edward Anthony Masen by javamomma0921

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Blinding by xlavendermoonx

Summary: Edward Cullen is intrigued by the new student at college, Bella Swan. But why is Bella really in Forks? Is Edward Cullen in danger? Will her secrets be revealed? Before it's too late for both of them.

Knock-Out Paragraph: There was something indiscernible in the air tonight. Not the cool, crisp undercurrent of autumn in the air. Not the wafting smell of neighbors' burning leaves in the air. Not the images of shadows being cast by the blood red and golden leaves falling from the trees - nor the stillness of the dead, dried ones on the ground. Not the eerie rustle of the light wind whispering in the trees. Not even the feel of the coolness of the concrete beneath me.

Find xlavendermoonx on FF.net here.

Read Blinding here.

If you love what you read, make sure to leave xlavendermoonx some love with a review, and let her know you found her on the Daily Pimp.

A Love Story in Volterra by HohoCullen

Summary: Mary Alice Brandon is on vacation in Volterra with her parents and younger sister, Cynthia. It is the best vacation she's had, until she is approached by some extraordinarily beautiful people...

Knock-Out Paragraph: "Hello girls." she smiled. What a smile. "There is a tour of the buildings starting. I wondered if you would like to come with us."

I couldn't look away from her, and by the looks of it, Cynthia couldn't either. I nodded, smiling. How could I refuse?

Find HohoCullen on FF.net here.

Read A Love Story in Volterra here.

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Get Pimp'd! Edward Cullen, Rockstar by rpfangirldc

Rated M   Humor/Romance   Edward

Edward and his band The Lost Boys - Emmett, Jasper, & James -hit the road for the summer,

and that's just the beginning of this story. As told from EPOV.

You can find Edward Cullen, Rockstar on ff.net and author's blog

A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes by confettirainfall

Summary: Bella's life is full of trauma and tragedy. Her parents aren't always around to help. She's a child the first time her path crosses with that of the Cullens; how does Edward resist his singer? What does Bella think of the of the family that seems to save her time and time again? Original Rating was T but changed to M for limes in Chapter 11 & possible future lemons.

Knock-Out Paragraph: Looking back, it's amazing I made it this far. My life has been a roller coaster ride and most of the time the ride wasn't worth the price of admission. As much as I enjoy amusement parks, they aren't always fun when your stomach ends up in your throat doing the tango. Even during the most difficult times, I've tried to be a "glass half full" kind of person, but life kept throwing me curveballs. Unfortunately, no matter how hard I tried, my perspective changed from "the glass is half full" to "the glass is half empty" to "the damn glass broke and I cut my finger cleaning up the pieces."

Find confettirainfall on FF.net here.

Read A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes here.

If you love what you read, make sure to leave confettirainfall some love with a review and let her know you found her story on the Daily Pimp.

Get Pimp'd! True Love Way by buhbeesgirl

Rate M   Romance/Hurt/Comfort   Edward/Bella

Escaping a volatile relationship, Bella moves to Chicago to start over. There she meets Edward, lead singer of a local band. Will he make her past seem like a distant memory or will it come back

to haunt her in ways she could never imagine?

Read True Love Way on ff.net

Honeymoon Suite by TwiliteAddict

Summary: If you like canon missing moments, this story is for you! A look at the struggles, emotions & tender imagery of Bella & Edward's honeymoon mostly told through the much missing Edward POV. Beautiful angst-filled mix of familiar & original events not detailed by SM. To culminate with Edward's joy & bonding with Nessie!

Knock-Out Paragraph: Then he cut to the chase, "Listen, bro, I know you're unsure, but I feel the love you and Bella have for each other. I know you won't hurt her – isn't that your real concern?"

Before I could answer, Emmett found us – he was sporting a grizzly bear scalp on his head….end of conversation.

Find TwiliteAddict on FF.net here.

Read Honeymoon Suite here.

If you love what you read, leave TwiliteAddict some love with a review and let her know you found her on the Daily Pimp.

Try It, You'll Like It by Dandiegoose

Summary: Bella is really really busy, so to find a date she tries internet dating. Since Edward wouldn't be considered a smooth operator, he's turned to the internet as well. Will the internet give them what they both want? AH/AU

Knock-out Paragraph: "Jake, huh? I kinda like that. You know what else I like? Sex on the Beach." I said

"Is that so? I can't say that I've ever tried that."

"You should. It's exotic and sweet. It's my favorite."

"Maybe I can make that happen for you."

"Great! I want an umbrella and a cherry in it!"

"Wait, what?" He looked at me like I was insane.

"Sex on the Beach is a drink. You said that if I gave you my name, you'd buy me a drink. I want a Sex on the Beach."

Find Dandiegoose on FF.net here.

Read Try It, You'll Like It here.

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Beyond the Seventh Circle by Amelie Gray

Summary: Those brown eyes still stared so patiently into his, blank and open, holding nothing in her gaze but keeping everything away from his mind's touch.

He couldn't hear her.

And that should have tipped him off in the first place.

Stand-out Paragraph: He looked down and watched as her toes curled nervously in their rainbow-striped socks, and he knew right away he shouldn't trust her.

Find Amelie Gray on FF.net here.

Read Beyond the Seventh Circle here.

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Get Pimp'd! Masen Academy by ladauphine

Rated M   Romance/Humor   Bella/Edward

Masen Academy is about two sisters, Alice and Bella, who get shipped off to an elite boarding school after Alice causes a bunch of scandal back home. Edward and Jessica, the two most powerful students at the school set out to drive the sisters out of Masen Academy - but former playboy Edward falls for Bella, ruining Jessica's plan. Bella's keeping a pretty big secret from them, too... 

"So this is the car that's better than pussy, eh?" She said as she kissed me deeply. Oh this girl didn't play fair. I'm pretty certain I let out a growl when she said that. Hearing her talk the slightest bit dirty was such a fucking turn on. "Ah, there's dirty Bella. I knew she was in there. Let me see those panties of yours..." I started to lift her skirt when she swatted my hand away. "Hey! I'm a lady, you can't just go up my skirt like that." She smiled knowing she was in control. If this was Bella in control, she could have it. Her wish was my command. "Darlin', you straddled me in the front seat of my car, I think lookin' at your panties is okay."

Masen Academy can be found on ff.net

Dishing The Dirt by Avaabney

Summary: Actress Isabella Swan is a rising star in Hollywood, and it seems as if nothing can bring her down. Well, that is until a mysterious journalist begins to post her childhood horror stories on a website dedicated to her humiliation. Obviously, a little OOC.

Stand-out Paragraph: If only—if only Edward were here. But she couldn't allow herself to think such thoughts. It had been seven years since she had caught him kissing Tanya; she should have gotten over him by now. Besides, she had Jacob now, and he was loyal and good.

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Read Dishing The Dirt here.

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Twimp'd Teasers: June 3, 2010

Yes, it's Thursday, and that means the first edition of Twimp'd Teasers! We're happy to announce that we got 11 teasers this week. Pretty good for a first run, huh? Check out the lovely authors that shared a taste of their worlds with us, and be sure to let them know where you came from!

~Amelie and Belle

"I will be hoisting the United States flag over the city of Galveston, or over its ashes by night fall."

Accouterments of a Vampire by BMSequestrian {Chapter 12}

So yes, I got pee on me, but no, I wasn't peed on.

Agent 00hot by maxandmo {Chapter 19}

"I tell you the girls are timid, you make jokes; I tell you they are behind in their studies, and you think I'm trying to marry them off; I tell you Esme wants to keep them safe, and you think we're conspiring together!"

(Elizabeth Masen to Edward)

All that Jazz by Javamomma0921 {Chapter 3}

I had to accept that I would never be free again.

Beyond the Seventh Circle by Amelie Gray {Chapter 8}

"Alice, where are you, and why the hell do you have an armless cross dressing Storm Trooper in your room?"

Big Sky by Word Ninja {Chapter 9} 

"That tonight had been my plan had been to find out his truth...and then probably kill Edward Cullen."

Blinding by xlavendermoonx {Chapter 1}

If I was the unseen eye of Forks, Jessica was the all-hearing ear. 

Closed by Amelie Gray {Chapter 4}

She was going to be alone...all night...without her children...without her husband.

Forsaken in My Mind's Past by WickedCurveBall74 {Chapter 23}

Her eyes were wide with fear, her breathing so quick and shallow, and the monster inside me was completely and utterly silent; because he was listening to hers.

Rose Like Thunder by yellowglue {Chapter 8}

Zombies roaming to awkward one night stands.

Zombie Killer of the Week by Lulu M {Chapter 6}

"You don't owe either of them anything."

Somewhere in Between by Kassiah {Chapter 11}

(Want more Somewhere in Between? Check out Kassiah's Twilighted thread here.)

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Fire Becomes Ice by Kelsismom

Summary: One werewolf. One vampire. One curse. When forced to live in each other's bodies and see through each other's eyes, Edward and Jacob's lives will change in ways they've never imagined. Come and see what happens when fire becomes ice.

Knock-out Paragraph: "Oh, crap," she muttered as she left the house, feeling the dread grate down deep inside her bones.

It was gone, and now the location of the ancient pendant was anyone's guess.

Find Kelsismom on FF.net here.

Read Fire Becomes Ice here.

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Tangled Up In Blue by TxBirdie

As we all know, real life is complicated; affairs of the heart are sometimes even more complicated and relationships can be messy. In Tangled Up In Blue, Bella is married to Jacob and has two kids with him when she meets Edward. And Edward? Let's just say - he isn't really 'available' either. Though Bella and Jacob's marriage isn't an entirely unhappy one, the spark between them has died.

As Bella is struggling to find something meaningful to do other than tending to the kids, she accidentally stumbles upon an online ad for a Writer's Conference in Northern California. On impulse she enrolls in the conference, and as luck will have it, Edward is one of the writers that teaches a class at the conference. Sparks fly of course and both acknowledge their connection. But will they give in and follow their heart . . . or do they both have too much to loose?

TxBirdie is weaving a wonderful story with very real characters, dealing with real life complications. If you're curious about how Edward and Bella can make this work, please go check out her story & remember to leave her some reviews!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5945379/1/Tangled_Up_In_Blue

Get Pimp'd! Concrete Jungle by motherchucker9 & twicebitten

Rated M   Romance  Edward/Bella

"Now will you please-" he began as he entered the bathroom but stopped mid-sentence upon seeing me. I watched as his Adams apple bobbed thickly as he swallowed. I smirked as he covertly stuck a hand in his pocket before handing me the towel. I felt myself getting wet. "What are you doing?" he asked. Inner vixen smirked as she rubbed her chin thoughtfully. "Getting warm," I slurred. I bent over and ran the towel over my legs and brought it up between my breasts. I heard him make a small sound and smirked. I placed the towel between my legs and swiped it back and forth a few times. He shifted his weight and pulled at the collar of his shirt. "I think I'll have to take these off to get completely dry though," I said grabbing the sides of my thong and pulling it down. He gasped and before I could get the underwear off his mouth was on mine.

You can find Concrete Jungle on ff.net

Bittersweet Irony by Sweetvenom69

Summary: Bella and Edward's lives have been intertwined since they were born. When tragedy strikes, Bella's world spirals out of control, and she's forced to move on with her life. What happens when she finds him a few years later, in a different part of the country, and he's no longer human?

Angst/Romance/Suspense

Stand-out Paragraph: I smile to myself, thinking about the time when we were ten and had found a book under his parents' bed titled Vampire Erotica. We didn't know who this "Erotica" person was, but Edward thought she was a vampire superhero, while I imagined her as a princess. As we perused the book, we quickly discovered the lack of pictures, and I was very disappointed because I wanted to see an image of Princess Vampire Erotica's castle. Edward tried to read the story out loud, but the words and phrases didn't make any sense to us, even though they were clearly English. He thought it was written in a secret code or riddle, but neither of us could decipher it.

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Read Bittersweet Irony here.

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The Twist by Twilight-Alagaesia

Summary: After Eclipse, starts with first chapter of Breaking Dawn, but with a twist. Bella was kidnapped by the guys that take the pictures of Bella's new car at the gas station in Forks, just a couple of weeks before the wedding.

Knock-out paragraph: I ran faster than a speeding bullet. When I finally arrived at the scene in Alice's vision, one of Fork's gas stations, I was already too late, she was no were to be found.

Find Twilight-Alagaesia on FF.net here.

Read The Twist here.

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