Get Pimp'd! Distilling Down by RunsfromReality

Rated M  Bella/Edward  Suspense/Drama

"Seeking a vaccine for vampirism, Edward and Carlisle created another

type of monster - someone they love who can't remember how to be anything but deadly.

With love, science, and murder in the air, the ultimate outcome is anyone's guess. OOC/AU/Vamps"

Distilling Down can be found on fanfiction.net

Get Pimp'd! Please, Remember Me by WeirdAboutDreams

Rated M   Bella/Edward   Drama/Romance

Everything is as it should be as the Cullen's get prepared to celebrate Renesmee's 18th birthday,

but things go dramatically wrong when Bella doesn't return from her shopping trip

and Alice can no longer see her future.

To read Please, Remember Me, visit fanfiction.net

Twimpage Hiatus (Summer 2010)

Yes, we know. That word 'hiatus' seems pretty scary, doesn't it?

But don't worry. This isn't for forever. 

As you probably already know, the Twimpage fic pixies are just as engrossed in writing, and real life, as you are. Consider this a brief interlude in your regularly scheduled program of pimpage, while we get ourselves organized and ready to give you more of what you need, when you need it.


Keep an eye out and an ear to the ground, and be sure that Twimpage is going to be back before you know it!


Notice: If you have given in your fic for Get Pimp'd before this announcement, keep an eye out for it.

Get Pimp'd! Equines and Delirium by Evil Black Poppies

Bella/Edward  Rated M

"He pressed his sweaty forehead against mine. Stroking back his tangled damp hair, I whispered, 'It's okay. We're okay.' He let out a broken cry. 'It's okay Edward.' Fierce emeralds met my eyes, 'It's not.'"

AU-AH OOC dark themes

Equines and Delirium can be found on Fanfiction.net

Get Pimp'd! Intertwined by angelanharvey3

Rated M   Edward/Bella

SEQUEL to Personality

Edward is adjusting to life back with Bella and has become

very attached to his mate's alternates - 17yr old Marie and 5yr old Isabella.

But what happens when 2 more get thrown into the mix?

How will he cope then?

To read Intertwined, skip over to fanfiction.net

Get Pimp'd! Model Student by mylittlebakersdozen

Rated NC17  Edward/Bella

College student Bella decides to branch out and take an art class for fun.

Edward is looking for a model for his BFA exhibit. What happens when Edward finally finds his muse?

Can he convince Bella, the model student, to become his student model?

Model Student can be found on Twilighted.net

Get Pimp'd! What Lies Ahead by DreaC

Rated NC17  Jacob/Renesmee

Renesmee Cullen has been fully matured for three years. She begins to get curious as she sees that Bella, Edward, and Jacob are keeping secrets about their past from her. How will she feel when she finds out their secret? How will the family handle another threat from the Volturi? What will Renesmee do when there is suddenly a fate other than the one that has been decided for her?

What Lies Ahead can be found on Twilighted.net

Get Pimp'd! You Should Know by tiffanyanne3

Rated M   Bella/Edward    Romance/Hurt/Comfort

When Bella's path takes her from friendship to heartbreak, her world is turned upside down.

Her journey to find new meaning in her life brings a new friend with a calming influence.

But can she take another chance on turning friendship into something more?

You can find You Should Know on fanfiction.net

Get Pimp'd! Escape into a New Beginning by Lattecoug

Rob-fic  Rated NC17

“Beautiful day, cute guy, hot coffee…” What more could a girl ask for? When PR professional Anna Carr’s chance encounter with actor Robert Pattinson during the filming of Breaking Dawn takes a startling turn, she can’t imagine how drastically her orderly life is about to change. Will she be able to reconcile her past hurts with a possible future joy? Will they both be able to adjust to a new life under his unrelenting spotlight?

To read more of Escape into a New Beginning, visit Twilighted.net

Get Pimp'd! Little Slugger by realgirl-imaginarylife

Rated T  Edward/Bella  AH

Edward long ago committed himself to a secluded double life - by day a Customer Service Rep at a questionable corporate organization, and by night a God of the Open Mic stage. Coworker Bella is quirky and observant, and her curiosity about Edward may eclipse his need to keep his life private.

Check out Little Slugger on fanfiction.net

Get Pimp'd! Lost Cause by bonnysammy

Rated R   AU

"A woman awakes in a forest. She is lost, alone and has practically no memory. Three members of the Cullen family find her and take her to their home. But everything is not as it appears, especially not with the girl. How can the little she knows to be true actually be possible? It could be said that anything is possible when thrown into a world of myth.

Follow along as she travels on her journey to find, forgive and move beyond her past, all the while finding herself and something she never knew she was looking for.

Bella's past is a complete mystery, and as she works to put the puzzle pieces together,

everything seems to unravel."

Read more of Lost Cause on twilighted.net

Get Pimp'd! The Twist by Twilight-Alagaesia

Rated T   Romance  Bella/Edward

After Eclipse, starts with first chapter of Breaking Dawn, but with a twist. Bella was kidnapped

by the guys that take the pictures of Bella's new car at the gas station in Forks,

just a couple of weeks before the wedding.

The Twist can be found on fanfiction.net

FGB Features by Twimpage

Banner by the lovely LoreliD!

So, we all know that tomorrow is the start of FGB. I'm pretty sure that I'm not the only one who's freaking at the idea of not being bid in in the frenzy around teams and popular outtakes.

Why don't you put your worries aside, and let Twimpage handle your pimpage?

Head on over to our new companion blog (http://twimpagefgbpimps.blogspot.com) and see how Twimpage can help you get your offer out to the people who need to see it.

~Amelie

Get Pimp'd! Welcome Home by rash12

Rated NC-17  AU-Human  Bella/Edward

Bella Swan moves to Forks, Washington. About to start a new job as a teacher at the local high school, she rents an old house that’s surprisingly cheap, but she’s about to find out it’s cheap for a reason.

You can find Welcome Home on twilighted.net

Mating in Captivity by Kisvakondok

So we already know you are into Twilight, but are you also secretly hooked on what Blair Waldorf and the crew are up to? Well, if you find the life of the ultra snooty, spoiled and manipulative teenagers of Gossip Girl highly entertaining (and let’s face it, who in their right mind and with a good sense of fashion doesn’t?), come check out “Mating in Captivity.”


In this superbly written tale by the lovely and very talented Kisvadkondok, Bella Swann (nope, not a typo) and the crew attend the exclusive St. Forks Catholic School in New York City. The foibles of Queen B, the most powerful and popular girl of the school, and her followers are detailed by The Saint Forksian Stalker. Naturally Queen B only surrounds herself with the rich and famous. Her adventures are the stuff of legend; shopping, partying and scheming, sometimes with the help of some pharmaceutical internvention. Add to the mix all of the regular Twilight characters as reincarnations of rich Upper East Side teenagers with a hefty mix of sex & drugs and you have a party!

Of course not all that shines is golden in this story. While on the surface Bella Swann seems the epitome of beauty and style, we know she’s far from it. Neither is dear Eddie for that matter as he jumps from bed to bed, often highly intoxicated and always with a swagger in his step. Will they be able to love each other in all their flawed glory while wading through the never ending intrigues created by high school politics?

All I can say is Kisvadkonkok has created multidimensional, flawed characters that never seem staged while entertaining us. Please go check out her story ASAP and leave her some love!

xoxoxo

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5999143/1/Mating_in_Captivity

Get Pimp'd! She Is by Rayne Moonfyre

Romance/Supernatural   Jasper  Rated M

Sequel to Ok Cupid. After Emmett and Kira find each other they decide to bring their families together.

Who would have guessed that the meeting would produce such results?

Jasper finds himself drawn to a special woman who could "spell" danger for them all.

BDSM, D/s, fetish, FF.

You can find She Is on fanfiction.net

Get Pimp'd! Just Like Always by itsjustme1217

Angst/Romance  Rated M  Bella/Edward

"Bella has lived a life of horror for such a young age. How will she decide to deal with it?"

Find Just Like Always on fanfiction.net

Get Pimp'd! Abandon by ThatPanicGirlE

Rated M  Romance/Friendship   Bella/Jacob

"I really wish she'd learn to control her temper. I invited her to dinner with me as a way to let her know I wasn't mad at her. I knew we didn't have shit to eat in the house. I was hoping all the noise in the kitchen would coax her out, and sure enough my plan worked great. She came out of her room

with her nosey self to figure out what I was doing.

I know she's still hurting – it's very evident and clear. I just want her to start treating my dad and me with a little more respect. I don't think she realizes what it's like for me to sleep on that couch. At best, the couch is a little over five feet long. I'm almost six feet tall by now. You do the math.

I'm hoping she'll calm down soon."

Abandon is a completed fic on fanfiction.net

Get Pimp'd! Personality by angelanharvey3

Romance/Hurt/Comfort  Rated M

"Sometimes I wondered if I was seeing the same things through my eyes that the rest of the world

 was seeing through theirs. Maybe there was a glitch in my brain."

-Bella Swan, Twilight ~ Chapter 1, p.11

Bella starts to display strange behavior her first weekend back in Forks since her trip to Italy.

What will happen when the Cullens learn about her fractured mind?

There's not just one Bella for Edward to worry about now...there are three.

Check out Personality on fanfiction.net

Twimp'd Teasers: June 11, 2010

"Well, I'm moving to Washington."

Bittersweet Irony by SweetVenom69 

Edward. Bella. Proof.

Fire Becomes Ice by Kelsismom

Leah opts to wax Freudian (srsly? that dead white quack?) rather than believe there's mystical substance behind her dreams. 

Latent Prints by KCerena

It wasn't logic that was guiding me as I stormed over to them and practically wrenched her from his grasp.

Maid for Me by Kassiah

"What a worthless boyfriend you are."

Something to Live For by blood-and-chocolate

I was married, and he couldn't forgive me.

Somewhere in Between by Kassiah

She continued to sit on the floor and look up at me with her haughty, catlike eyes, throwing insults and taunts my way.

The Life and Death of Edward Anthony Masen by javamomma0921

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