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Friday, May 28, 2010

Get Pimp'd: Big Sky by Word Ninja

Rated M   Romance/Drama  Bella x Edward

Life in Big Sky Montana is hard. When Bella is suddenly left with a failing ranch, she's determined to make it on her own. But when arrogant, gorgeous Edward Cullen offers the help she needs,
she has to decide; is saving her ranch worth losing herself?

Head on down to fanfiction.net to read more of Big Sky.


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Finding the Way Back by Sweetishbubble

Summary: Four years ago, Bella and her brother vanished. This is a story of finding your way back to happiness after your world has been torn apart. Mainly told from Bella and Charlie's POV.

Knock-out paragraph: That was the last time Renee and I saw Ian and Bella alive. My world fell apart that day, shattering into a million pieces. The entire town searched endlessly for them, but they were never found. Eventually the searches were called off and the case declared cold, but I did everything I could to try to find them. I guess I didn't try hard enough.

Find Sweetishbubble on Twilighted.
Read Finding the Way Back here.

If you love what you find, make sure to leave Sweetishbubble some love and let her know you found her on Twimpage's Daily Pimp!

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

An All-New Twimpage

So by now, you've probably already noticed that Twimpage has shed its skin, and literally, endured a metamorphosis into an all-new look - Alice-style.


Wow.


We hope that by this new design, we will be able to provide you with more pimpage, more fun and more...well, whatever you previously enjoyed about us, but with more organization and less stress for either of us. 


And now for a  little 'in a nutshell' introduction to our new and/or improved features:


Twimp'd Teasers

which, this time, are actually teasers, but with a twist...we'll get back to those later

Get Pimped!

Remember the old Twimp'd Teasers? Yeah, this is where you can go now.

Monthly Guest Reviews, including a new 'Ward feature, started off by the one and only Lambcullen introducing her favorite 'Ward: Darkward.

'Nuff said.


And you've probably already seen the slider on the left? Yeah, we thought that was cool too.

Of course, none of this would be able to happen - or would be happening - without your support. Today, and every day, Twimpage's fix pixies would like to thank you for, well, everything.

(And now, I step off my soap box.)

~Amelie

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Ward. Darkward.

Yay, another new feature! Twimpage is happy to present the Ward. specials. Every month, we will be bringing a special guest reviewer who specializes in a particular Edward manifestation, and throws in a few good recs in the bargain. Please note, however, that due to a lack of fics in the area, some Wards might not have small-time fics. 


Now that's clear, Twimpage is proud to welcome Lambcullen, author of Landscapes, First Edition and Catching Spiders, to introduce...





Darkward.

My very favourite brand of Edward.

Whether AH or AU, I adore this character ferociously. Though I admit DarkVampward is my heaven.

It amazes me how difficult it can be to find a truly outstanding one. Too many of them focus on the redemption of him, and he invariably turns into Sapward. It is one of my biggest fic hates. I don’t see how a character as evil and calculating as many Darkwards start could possibly be changed by love.

Sometimes there is no redemption…and that’s the best part!

I found Twilight because of my love of Vampire novels. I was lured in, and even though it certainly wasn’t what I’d expected, I found a fascination with early Edward – the Edward that thirsted for Bella’s blood.

Midnight Sun Edward.

Obviously, this book is nowhere near completed, so for me, the void is filled with the wonderful words from authors like Bratty Vamp (Toye), Raggdoll of Twilight (House of the Horde/ Lion eats Lambs), Elusivetwilight (Incubus Anomaly) and many more. They give an Edward that stays true to his nature.

He stays blood thirsty and detached from human emotions, such as love.

The Masque of the Red Death by Jeesiechreesie

To me, this has one of the best endings to a dark fic ever!

Edward knows Bella is his, there is no question and each chapter gets him on step, and kill, closer to her. It sucked me in instantly, especially when her authors note states, 


“It is not a love story, nor one of redemption.”

I’ve read it many times now, and the more I read, the more I love.

“As ever, blood was my requiem. It was a fine art I had mastered decades ago, learning the depth and breadth of the bites; the perfect placement of each. Even satiated with feast I had just imbibed, the venom filled my mouth at its recall...”

Her words wrap me up in a world where Edward has one sole focus: Bella Swan, and it is irrelevant to him just how many people he needs to slay to get to her.

When anyone asks me to recommend a dark fic to them, this is one of the first on my list.

It’s complete, and only nine chapters long.

If you like dark… you’ll love this!

Dusk and Her Embrace by Buzzkill34

This one is still very new, less than ten chapters, and it’s one of those fics that turns you into a needy child – you always want more!

The summary is wonderful: 


Do not sire for love, for you do not want the additional burden should the childe need putting down. A gothic romance.

The author weaves some incredible words into this fic, giving us a whole new take on the Volturi.

“He crossed the room in one quick motion, stopping in front of me. His hands were at my throat, squeezing it hard. I was sure my eyes were huge and my breaths were weak. My knees buckled from his strength.

"You will show me the proper respect, weakling." His eyes burned with rage while his voice was deadly calm.

"Now, if you can be civil, I will answer your questions." With that, he released my neck and took a few steps back, sitting on the empty chair across the room.”

This fic has a chilling quality, one that is rarely duplicated. Maybe it’s the language used, or maybe it’s the author, because this fic is different for another reason entirely.

The author is male, and that sets it aside from the rest and maybe that’s why it feels so different.

Whatever the reason, its wonderful, so get in early and start reading now.

Incubus Anomaly by Elusivetwilight

OK, so you may say I’m biased here, because I beta for this fic. The thing is, even if I didn’t I would be devouring this.

Pervward (as I aptly named him), is a sex demon. He stalks the night, trying to ease not just one hunger, but two. That is until Bella moves in across the street, and he is faced with his soul mate and his singer all rolled into one. However, even when the reality of this strikes him, Elusive is still uncompromising with Perward’s thoughts.

“I stalked closer to her, closing the gap. I measured her steps, the gentle pump of blood through her veins echoing across the smaller distance between us. Venom pooled in my mouth, and my cock strained against the fabric of my pants.
I crouched, waiting.”

Her words ooze atmosphere. There is no mistaking what is happening, or what is going on in each character’s heads. It’s sometimes like watching a scary movie, only it’s in front of you on the page, and just like one of those movies sometime you want to hide behind a pillow. One of the most recent chapters underlines that, but I won’t spoil it for you.

I will be truly sorry when Pervward stops landing in my inbox.

…Darkward will always be my brand of heroin.


Want more Darkward? Check out Deviants of Dark, Lambcullen's new blog dedicated to our favorite dark apparition of the night. All Darkward, all the time. 

Staff Small-Time DarkWard Picks worth noticing: 

Rose Like Thunder by yellowglue
from the eyes of the devil himself

Beyond the Seventh Circle by Amelie Gray 
(tee-hee...shameless plug, much?)

Got more? Tell us!


Announcing the Fic Grab Bag

Let's face it.


We all hate fic diving.


It takes too much time. You have to pick through at least 300 duds before you find an actual, honest-to-goodness fic that actually hits the spot and you think that you're in love...


...And it's discontinued.


So, why not let Twimpage cut out the guess work for you? 


Introducing The Fic Grab Bag.


For authors, this is your chance to show the fandom what you're made up. For readers, you can eliminate the guesswork, and try something you might've overlooked in the FFnet fray.


How, you ask?


A compiled list of collected fics - one-shots, completes, WIPs, of almost any pairing, genre, and rating that you can think of. Once that's done, all a reader needs to do in a moment of 'Oh, what shall I read now?' is ask for it.


Yes, sounds pretty simple right?


To sign up your fic - or someone else's you know - for the Fic Grab Bag, and have a chance of being presented as the Daily Pimp, click here.

Monday, May 24, 2010

Twimp'd Teaser: My Chiropractor Roomie by ZenOne


Rated M   Romance/Humor  Edward x Bella

I shifted uncomfortably before sitting halfway up in bed. Realizing belatedly that I was still dressed,
not only that, but the fly of my jeans was open and my cock was hanging out.
Memories of last night began to flash through my mind...



You can read My Chiropractor Roomie on Fanfiction.net and on The Writer's Coffee Shop

Be a Tease

Everyone likes a tease. Well, it depends on exactly what kind of tease you are. 


This time around though, we don't think anyone would mind if you held off  for a little bit. We're hoping that you, and your cock-blocked readers, would find it a rewarding experience.


Twimp'd Teasers.


(You know, this is the moment when everyone goes, 'OOOH.' Just saying.)


You could post a teaser anywhere. So what, do you ask, makes a Twimp'd Teaser so special?


Simple.


It's one sentence.


Yes, you read that correctly. Not 500 words, not even a short paragraph. One sentence, or nothing at all. 


Of course, you could always go with our second option...three words. 






Think you can handle it? Click here to sign up. 

Twimpage Redesign: June 2010

COMING SOON!

-A whole new blog design

-Special events and guest bloggers

-More opportunities to get your pimp on!


Sunday, May 23, 2010

Get Pimped!


When we first started out on the long and bumpy road that was creating Twimpage, we did so with you, our fellow small-time authors, in mind. 


We know what it's like, to want your fic out there, but not be sure on exactly how - or where - to start.


With that said, Get Pimped! is the way for you, the author, to spotlight your story for those that you want to read it. 


Simply, this is the new Twimp'd Teasers, if you've already seen the old one.


The form is here. All you have to do is submit, and we'll work our magic on letting your story be shown, just like we've promised.



Redefined by joyousnerd

Rated M/R. Romance. AH.
Hangin’ ‘round, downtown by myself,
And I had so much time to sit
And think about myself
And then there she was…
-Sex & Candy, Marcy Playground

Like the song says, Redefined by joyousnerd is “like double-cherry pie.” It’s that good. The lyrical introduction is in honor of how I found this wonderful fic – sitting at Loco’s with nothing particular to do, I started scrolling through completed fics on Twilighted on my phone. I gave it a try because it was (at the time) a one-shot that I could read over dinner. So there I was, laughing and sighing over the first chapter of what has become my very favorite fic. This AH work-in-progress makes me squeal out loud when it updates, and it is the lone entry on my “read more than twice” list.

At the start, Bella and Edward are best friends and roommates who have never thought of each other “that way.” They’ve seen each other at their best and worst, and we’re introduced to them in a moment of comfortable familiarity. Then a snowstorm knocks out the power, and suddenly the comfort isn’t quite so familiar, after all.
Originally a one-shot written for “When Love was New” (in which it received an honorable mention, by the way), the author continued the story for the very best reason – the characters insisted. The continuing chapters reveal a delightful story about the highs and lows of new love with a light touch of humor and just the right amount of drama. All of the Cullens come out to play, including “Ren,” (“her real name is… Swedish or something”). Jacob is the friend that Team Edward fans wish he would be. Charlie and Renee have unique characterizations that factor into an M-rated plot line with potential triggers, although the author handles the subject tastefully and without gimmicks.

All of this fic-tastic goodness is delivered through joyousnerd’s enviable style and pacing. We’re granted access to both Edward and Bella’s perspectives through a smoothly alternating third-person limited voice. In keeping with its original debut as a one-shot, each chapter so far is nearly self-contained, with a complete episodic plot line as well as a contribution to the larger story arc. All in all, a beautiful story that is as worthy to be enjoyed as a favorite battered board game, and as deserving to be seen as a brilliant diamond ring.

Read it on Twilighted or at FFn!