Try It, You'll Like It by Dandiegoose

Summary: Bella is really really busy, so to find a date she tries internet dating. Since Edward wouldn't be considered a smooth operator, he's turned to the internet as well. Will the internet give them what they both want? AH/AU

Knock-out Paragraph: "Jake, huh? I kinda like that. You know what else I like? Sex on the Beach." I said

"Is that so? I can't say that I've ever tried that."

"You should. It's exotic and sweet. It's my favorite."

"Maybe I can make that happen for you."

"Great! I want an umbrella and a cherry in it!"

"Wait, what?" He looked at me like I was insane.

"Sex on the Beach is a drink. You said that if I gave you my name, you'd buy me a drink. I want a Sex on the Beach."

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Beyond the Seventh Circle by Amelie Gray

Summary: Those brown eyes still stared so patiently into his, blank and open, holding nothing in her gaze but keeping everything away from his mind's touch.

He couldn't hear her.

And that should have tipped him off in the first place.

Stand-out Paragraph: He looked down and watched as her toes curled nervously in their rainbow-striped socks, and he knew right away he shouldn't trust her.

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Get Pimp'd! Masen Academy by ladauphine

Rated M   Romance/Humor   Bella/Edward

Masen Academy is about two sisters, Alice and Bella, who get shipped off to an elite boarding school after Alice causes a bunch of scandal back home. Edward and Jessica, the two most powerful students at the school set out to drive the sisters out of Masen Academy - but former playboy Edward falls for Bella, ruining Jessica's plan. Bella's keeping a pretty big secret from them, too... 

"So this is the car that's better than pussy, eh?" She said as she kissed me deeply. Oh this girl didn't play fair. I'm pretty certain I let out a growl when she said that. Hearing her talk the slightest bit dirty was such a fucking turn on. "Ah, there's dirty Bella. I knew she was in there. Let me see those panties of yours..." I started to lift her skirt when she swatted my hand away. "Hey! I'm a lady, you can't just go up my skirt like that." She smiled knowing she was in control. If this was Bella in control, she could have it. Her wish was my command. "Darlin', you straddled me in the front seat of my car, I think lookin' at your panties is okay."

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Dishing The Dirt by Avaabney

Summary: Actress Isabella Swan is a rising star in Hollywood, and it seems as if nothing can bring her down. Well, that is until a mysterious journalist begins to post her childhood horror stories on a website dedicated to her humiliation. Obviously, a little OOC.

Stand-out Paragraph: If only—if only Edward were here. But she couldn't allow herself to think such thoughts. It had been seven years since she had caught him kissing Tanya; she should have gotten over him by now. Besides, she had Jacob now, and he was loyal and good.

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Twimp'd Teasers: June 3, 2010

Yes, it's Thursday, and that means the first edition of Twimp'd Teasers! We're happy to announce that we got 11 teasers this week. Pretty good for a first run, huh? Check out the lovely authors that shared a taste of their worlds with us, and be sure to let them know where you came from!

~Amelie and Belle

"I will be hoisting the United States flag over the city of Galveston, or over its ashes by night fall."

Accouterments of a Vampire by BMSequestrian {Chapter 12}

So yes, I got pee on me, but no, I wasn't peed on.

Agent 00hot by maxandmo {Chapter 19}

"I tell you the girls are timid, you make jokes; I tell you they are behind in their studies, and you think I'm trying to marry them off; I tell you Esme wants to keep them safe, and you think we're conspiring together!"

(Elizabeth Masen to Edward)

All that Jazz by Javamomma0921 {Chapter 3}

I had to accept that I would never be free again.

Beyond the Seventh Circle by Amelie Gray {Chapter 8}

"Alice, where are you, and why the hell do you have an armless cross dressing Storm Trooper in your room?"

Big Sky by Word Ninja {Chapter 9} 

"That tonight had been my plan had been to find out his truth...and then probably kill Edward Cullen."

Blinding by xlavendermoonx {Chapter 1}

If I was the unseen eye of Forks, Jessica was the all-hearing ear. 

Closed by Amelie Gray {Chapter 4}

She was going to be alone...all night...without her children...without her husband.

Forsaken in My Mind's Past by WickedCurveBall74 {Chapter 23}

Her eyes were wide with fear, her breathing so quick and shallow, and the monster inside me was completely and utterly silent; because he was listening to hers.

Rose Like Thunder by yellowglue {Chapter 8}

Zombies roaming to awkward one night stands.

Zombie Killer of the Week by Lulu M {Chapter 6}

"You don't owe either of them anything."

Somewhere in Between by Kassiah {Chapter 11}

(Want more Somewhere in Between? Check out Kassiah's Twilighted thread here.)

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Want to give in your Twimp'd Teaser? Fill out this form until 11:59 P.M. Wednesday night. 

Fire Becomes Ice by Kelsismom

Summary: One werewolf. One vampire. One curse. When forced to live in each other's bodies and see through each other's eyes, Edward and Jacob's lives will change in ways they've never imagined. Come and see what happens when fire becomes ice.

Knock-out Paragraph: "Oh, crap," she muttered as she left the house, feeling the dread grate down deep inside her bones.

It was gone, and now the location of the ancient pendant was anyone's guess.

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Tangled Up In Blue by TxBirdie

As we all know, real life is complicated; affairs of the heart are sometimes even more complicated and relationships can be messy. In Tangled Up In Blue, Bella is married to Jacob and has two kids with him when she meets Edward. And Edward? Let's just say - he isn't really 'available' either. Though Bella and Jacob's marriage isn't an entirely unhappy one, the spark between them has died.

As Bella is struggling to find something meaningful to do other than tending to the kids, she accidentally stumbles upon an online ad for a Writer's Conference in Northern California. On impulse she enrolls in the conference, and as luck will have it, Edward is one of the writers that teaches a class at the conference. Sparks fly of course and both acknowledge their connection. But will they give in and follow their heart . . . or do they both have too much to loose?

TxBirdie is weaving a wonderful story with very real characters, dealing with real life complications. If you're curious about how Edward and Bella can make this work, please go check out her story & remember to leave her some reviews!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5945379/1/Tangled_Up_In_Blue

Get Pimp'd! Concrete Jungle by motherchucker9 & twicebitten

Rated M   Romance  Edward/Bella

"Now will you please-" he began as he entered the bathroom but stopped mid-sentence upon seeing me. I watched as his Adams apple bobbed thickly as he swallowed. I smirked as he covertly stuck a hand in his pocket before handing me the towel. I felt myself getting wet. "What are you doing?" he asked. Inner vixen smirked as she rubbed her chin thoughtfully. "Getting warm," I slurred. I bent over and ran the towel over my legs and brought it up between my breasts. I heard him make a small sound and smirked. I placed the towel between my legs and swiped it back and forth a few times. He shifted his weight and pulled at the collar of his shirt. "I think I'll have to take these off to get completely dry though," I said grabbing the sides of my thong and pulling it down. He gasped and before I could get the underwear off his mouth was on mine.

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Bittersweet Irony by Sweetvenom69

Summary: Bella and Edward's lives have been intertwined since they were born. When tragedy strikes, Bella's world spirals out of control, and she's forced to move on with her life. What happens when she finds him a few years later, in a different part of the country, and he's no longer human?

Angst/Romance/Suspense

Stand-out Paragraph: I smile to myself, thinking about the time when we were ten and had found a book under his parents' bed titled Vampire Erotica. We didn't know who this "Erotica" person was, but Edward thought she was a vampire superhero, while I imagined her as a princess. As we perused the book, we quickly discovered the lack of pictures, and I was very disappointed because I wanted to see an image of Princess Vampire Erotica's castle. Edward tried to read the story out loud, but the words and phrases didn't make any sense to us, even though they were clearly English. He thought it was written in a secret code or riddle, but neither of us could decipher it.

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The Twist by Twilight-Alagaesia

Summary: After Eclipse, starts with first chapter of Breaking Dawn, but with a twist. Bella was kidnapped by the guys that take the pictures of Bella's new car at the gas station in Forks, just a couple of weeks before the wedding.

Knock-out paragraph: I ran faster than a speeding bullet. When I finally arrived at the scene in Alice's vision, one of Fork's gas stations, I was already too late, she was no were to be found.

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