Get Pimp'd! The Power of Wriggling by afragilelittlehuman

Rated M   Drama/Romance   Renesmee/Jacob

Leaning back in the plush seat, I ran my fingers through the short strands of his jet black hair. I never knew how, in these small seats, he always managed to contort himself until his head rested in my lap, but I didn't care. I enjoyed the weight and heat of him against me. I ran my hand over the soft russet skin of his cheek and laughed when he moaned in his sleep. "Ah, look at the big dog, all comfy in his master's lap." I rolled my eyes. Alice was forever teasing us. There was no longer maliciousness in her tone, however, and gaining her acceptance had been a hard-won battle. He nuzzled into my stomach, and a familiar surge flowed through me. I wanted him, badly. He insisted on waiting until I was chronologically eighteen, which was a month ago, before he'd even consider treating me as something more than a treasured child. Still, he made no overture, gave me no signal he wanted anything more, and I was unsure of us for the first time in my life.

Find The Power of Wriggling of ff.net or author's blog

All That Jazz by javamomma0921

Summary: Chicago, 1919: Bella and Alice Swan have lost both their mother and father. When word comes that their mother's estranged sister, Esme, and her husband, Carlisle, wish to adopt them, Bella and Alice have two very different reactions. Renee Swan physically and mentally tried to break both of her daughters, but did she succeed? Alice is ecstatic to meet the woman who has embodied the antithesis of everything her mother did and said to her. Bella is scared to death. She is seemingly brainwashed by her mother's anti-feminist rhetoric, but might a bronze-haired piano player be able to change her tune? Join us in the age of women's sufferage, the age of Jazz, for this tale about a young girl's search to find herself in a confusing world where a woman's role is constantly changing.

Knock-out Paragraph: How could I have gone my whole life never knowing that I didn't have a cousin? How could I have lived thinking that my aunt was an immoral woman and not the courageous woman whom Alice had idolized for so long? I felt cheated. The tear hit my hand before I even realized that I was crying. Aunt Esme's story was so tragic and yet so full of hope! The knowledge of her strength helped to beat down that echoing voice telling me to ignore the story and remember what I had been told. Aunt Esme's story, more than anything Alice had ever told me, made me question my Mother's wisdom.

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Read All That Jazz here.

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She Is by Rayne Moonfyre

Summary: Sequel to Ok Cupid. After Emmett and Kira find each other they decide to bring their families together. Who would have guessed that the meeting would produce such results? Jasper finds himself drawn to a special woman who could "spell" danger for them all. BDSM,D/s,fetish,FF

Knock-out Paragraph: We all look over to the bar where Emmett's girl is still standing, and I notice that she's moved a bit to reveal a smaller figure sitting on the stool at the bar. She has a glow about her that seems ethereal, almost unnatural. It is a golden red color with a hint of green.

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Read She Is here.

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Forsaken In My Mind's Past by WickedCurveBall74

Summary: Bella Swan has been married to a man she’s not sure if she loves anymore for the last 10 years. She doesn’t want for material things and has 2 beautiful children, but she longs to feel the love and passion that she felt for only one man so long ago, the one man that tore her heart to pieces. Although she’s forced to see him once in a while, due to his “rocky’ friendship with her husband, she’s promised herself to avoid him at all cost. When a jaded and broken Bella decides to break that promise to herself one night after a fight with her jealous and overbearing husband, it turns her life upside down and sends her on rollercoaster ride of lies, deceit and revelations that test her morals as well as her knowledge of what’s real and unreal. Will she follow her heart this time in what might be a second chance at true love? Will she tear her family apart doing it? Will she even get that chance once the secret she’s kept from the man she left long ago is revealed?

Knock-out paragraph: I'd never felt literally faint after an orgasm, but that night, I could have died after we came together, drenched in sweet sweat, panting and moaning for one another…and I would have been the happiest dead-person on the fucking planet. I could have stayed there with him all night.

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Read Forsaken in My Mind's Past here.

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Get Pimp'd: Big Sky by Word Ninja

Rated M   Romance/Drama  Bella x Edward

Life in Big Sky Montana is hard. When Bella is suddenly left with a failing ranch, she's determined to make it on her own. But when arrogant, gorgeous Edward Cullen offers the help she needs,

she has to decide; is saving her ranch worth losing herself?

Head on down to fanfiction.net to read more of Big Sky.


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Finding the Way Back by Sweetishbubble

Summary: Four years ago, Bella and her brother vanished. This is a story of finding your way back to happiness after your world has been torn apart. Mainly told from Bella and Charlie's POV.

Knock-out paragraph: That was the last time Renee and I saw Ian and Bella alive. My world fell apart that day, shattering into a million pieces. The entire town searched endlessly for them, but they were never found. Eventually the searches were called off and the case declared cold, but I did everything I could to try to find them. I guess I didn't try hard enough.

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Read Finding the Way Back here.

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Yay, another new feature! Twimpage is happy to present the Ward. specials. Every month, we will be bringing a special guest reviewer who specializes in a particular Edward manifestation, and throws in a few good recs in the bargain. Please note, however, that due to a lack of fics in the area, some Wards might not have small-time fics. 


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Darkward.

My very favourite brand of Edward.

Whether AH or AU, I adore this character ferociously. Though I admit DarkVampward is my heaven.

It amazes me how difficult it can be to find a truly outstanding one. Too many of them focus on the redemption of him, and he invariably turns into Sapward. It is one of my biggest fic hates. I don’t see how a character as evil and calculating as many Darkwards start could possibly be changed by love.

Sometimes there is no redemption…and that’s the best part!

I found Twilight because of my love of Vampire novels. I was lured in, and even though it certainly wasn’t what I’d expected, I found a fascination with early Edward – the Edward that thirsted for Bella’s blood.

Midnight Sun Edward.

Obviously, this book is nowhere near completed, so for me, the void is filled with the wonderful words from authors like Bratty Vamp (Toye), Raggdoll of Twilight (House of the Horde/ Lion eats Lambs), Elusivetwilight (Incubus Anomaly) and many more. They give an Edward that stays true to his nature.

He stays blood thirsty and detached from human emotions, such as love.

The Masque of the Red Death by Jeesiechreesie

To me, this has one of the best endings to a dark fic ever!

Edward knows Bella is his, there is no question and each chapter gets him on step, and kill, closer to her. It sucked me in instantly, especially when her authors note states, 

“It is not a love story, nor one of redemption.”

I’ve read it many times now, and the more I read, the more I love.

“As ever, blood was my requiem. It was a fine art I had mastered decades ago, learning the depth and breadth of the bites; the perfect placement of each. Even satiated with feast I had just imbibed, the venom filled my mouth at its recall...”

Her words wrap me up in a world where Edward has one sole focus: Bella Swan, and it is irrelevant to him just how many people he needs to slay to get to her.

When anyone asks me to recommend a dark fic to them, this is one of the first on my list.

It’s complete, and only nine chapters long.

If you like dark… you’ll love this!

Dusk and Her Embrace by Buzzkill34

This one is still very new, less than ten chapters, and it’s one of those fics that turns you into a needy child – you always want more!

The summary is wonderful: 

Do not sire for love, for you do not want the additional burden should the childe need putting down. A gothic romance.

The author weaves some incredible words into this fic, giving us a whole new take on the Volturi.

“He crossed the room in one quick motion, stopping in front of me. His hands were at my throat, squeezing it hard. I was sure my eyes were huge and my breaths were weak. My knees buckled from his strength.

"You will show me the proper respect, weakling." His eyes burned with rage while his voice was deadly calm.

"Now, if you can be civil, I will answer your questions." With that, he released my neck and took a few steps back, sitting on the empty chair across the room.”

This fic has a chilling quality, one that is rarely duplicated. Maybe it’s the language used, or maybe it’s the author, because this fic is different for another reason entirely.

The author is male, and that sets it aside from the rest and maybe that’s why it feels so different.

Whatever the reason, its wonderful, so get in early and start reading now.

Incubus Anomaly by Elusivetwilight

OK, so you may say I’m biased here, because I beta for this fic. The thing is, even if I didn’t I would be devouring this.

Pervward (as I aptly named him), is a sex demon. He stalks the night, trying to ease not just one hunger, but two. That is until Bella moves in across the street, and he is faced with his soul mate and his singer all rolled into one. However, even when the reality of this strikes him, Elusive is still uncompromising with Perward’s thoughts.

“I stalked closer to her, closing the gap. I measured her steps, the gentle pump of blood through her veins echoing across the smaller distance between us. Venom pooled in my mouth, and my cock strained against the fabric of my pants.

I crouched, waiting.”

Her words ooze atmosphere. There is no mistaking what is happening, or what is going on in each character’s heads. It’s sometimes like watching a scary movie, only it’s in front of you on the page, and just like one of those movies sometime you want to hide behind a pillow. One of the most recent chapters underlines that, but I won’t spoil it for you.

I will be truly sorry when Pervward stops landing in my inbox.

…Darkward will always be my brand of heroin.

Want more Darkward? Check out Deviants of Dark, Lambcullen's new blog dedicated to our favorite dark apparition of the night. All Darkward, all the time. 

Staff Small-Time DarkWard Picks worth noticing: 

Rose Like Thunder by yellowglue

from the eyes of the devil himself

Beyond the Seventh Circle by Amelie Gray 

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Twimp'd Teaser: My Chiropractor Roomie by ZenOne

Rated M   Romance/Humor  Edward x Bella

I shifted uncomfortably before sitting halfway up in bed. Realizing belatedly that I was still dressed,

not only that, but the fly of my jeans was open and my cock was hanging out.

Memories of last night began to flash through my mind...

You can read My Chiropractor Roomie on Fanfiction.net and on The Writer's Coffee Shop

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Twimp'd Teasers.


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Redefined by joyousnerd

Rated M/R. Romance. AH.

Hangin’ ‘round, downtown by myself,
And I had so much time to sit
And think about myself
And then there she was…
-Sex & Candy, Marcy Playground

Like the song says, Redefined by joyousnerd is “like double-cherry pie.” It’s that good. The lyrical introduction is in honor of how I found this wonderful fic – sitting at Loco’s with nothing particular to do, I started scrolling through completed fics on Twilighted on my phone. I gave it a try because it was (at the time) a one-shot that I could read over dinner. So there I was, laughing and sighing over the first chapter of what has become my very favorite fic. This AH work-in-progress makes me squeal out loud when it updates, and it is the lone entry on my “read more than twice” list.

At the start, Bella and Edward are best friends and roommates who have never thought of each other “that way.” They’ve seen each other at their best and worst, and we’re introduced to them in a moment of comfortable familiarity. Then a snowstorm knocks out the power, and suddenly the comfort isn’t quite so familiar, after all.
Originally a one-shot written for “When Love was New” (in which it received an honorable mention, by the way), the author continued the story for the very best reason – the characters insisted. The continuing chapters reveal a delightful story about the highs and lows of new love with a light touch of humor and just the right amount of drama. All of the Cullens come out to play, including “Ren,” (“her real name is… Swedish or something”). Jacob is the friend that Team Edward fans wish he would be. Charlie and Renee have unique characterizations that factor into an M-rated plot line with potential triggers, although the author handles the subject tastefully and without gimmicks.

All of this fic-tastic goodness is delivered through joyousnerd’s enviable style and pacing. We’re granted access to both Edward and Bella’s perspectives through a smoothly alternating third-person limited voice. In keeping with its original debut as a one-shot, each chapter so far is nearly self-contained, with a complete episodic plot line as well as a contribution to the larger story arc. All in all, a beautiful story that is as worthy to be enjoyed as a favorite battered board game, and as deserving to be seen as a brilliant diamond ring.

Read it on Twilighted or at FFn!

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Introducing: SweetVenom69

**Cue the parades and confetti**

HELLOOOO!!  I'm Karie (aka SweetVenom69) and I'm about to enlighten you with random info about me. LOL!

• I organize and post the Twimpage Twimp'd Teasers (So if you know of a story that needs pimping... I'm your gal!)
• I have green eyes - just like HumanWard  ha ha
• Don't like tomatoes
• Have a puppy named Emmett.
• I've been to Forks, La Push, and Port Angeles.  Yes, it was a blast! No, I didn't see any vamps. (booo!)
• I'm a beta for Project Team Beta
• Am a Contest Journalist for TwiFicNews blog
• I have a Edward cardboard cutout (aka CardboardWard) in my home office that I ogle admire when I'm reading writing smut angst.  (Not to worry...I keep him safely protected from the destructive jaws of Emmett "the psycho pup".)  ;-)
• My husband is a closet TwiHard. I've caught him watching Twilight AND New Moon while I was at work.  (He's got a thing for Kristen)  LOL!
• I'm the author of Bittersweet Irony  (shameless plug) =D
  
  
  

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Rated M  Bella/Edward  Angst/Romance/Suspense  AU

Edward and Bella's lives have been intertwined since they were born.  As they are about to embark on the next step in their young lives together, tragedy strikes, and Bella is forced to push forward in her life without Edward.  What happens when she finds him a few years later, but he's different... and doesn't remember her?

PS.  You can find me on Twitter:  @SweetVenom69

Twimp'd Teaser: Only You by CrystalineRose

Romance/Suspense  Rated M  Bella/Edward

Isabella Swan meets the man of her dreams in 1918, however events unfold in such a manner, making it impossible for them to be together.

Ninety two years later, while searching for her family,

vampire Bella stumbles upon her lost love.

Can they face the obstacles in their way and finally be together?

Find out by reading more of Only You on fanfiction.net.

 

 

Twimp'd Teaser: Bella Down Under by Feral and Ferla

AH, Bella/Edward, Romance/Angst/Humor, Rated M

Bella flees her unstable, abusive background in Australia to live with her

father's brother and nephew in the U.S.A.

She quickly finds herself in a tumultuous relationship with Edward Cullen

and learns what it means to trust in the face of tragedy.

To read Bella Down Under, head over to fanfiction.net.

Twimp'd Teaser: To Keep You Safe by Twolipps

Bella / Jasper  Rated M  Romance

Bella McCarty is a brilliant scientist conducting research on ground breaking alternative fuel sources and engine designs. As a result of not being forthcoming with information on her projects, she was attacked and basically kidnapped for five days. Unbeknownst to Bella, her brother Emmett McCarty, CEO of McCarty Enterprises, has been receiving death threats aimed at her.

In order to protect his sister, he hires his best friend, Jasper Whitlock, owner of a personal security guard firm that specializes in high profile clients, to be his sister’s shadow. Bella is totally against the idea of having a bodyguard and initially makes it her goal to make Jasper’s life hell. That is, until she learns of the death threats.

Unfortunately, Bella’s crazy life just keeps getting crazier as her somewhat estranged boyfriend, Edward Masen, dupes her into accepting a marriage proposal. Edward is the new Crime Boss in town, only concerned with himself and what makes him look good.

Thrown together twenty-four seven, Jasper and Bella start to develop feelings for each other only to hit road blocks along the way in their developing relationship.

Add a little snarky-cool-bitchiness from Rosalie Hale, Bella’s best friend, into the mix and there’s one helluva ride to find out who’s behind the death threats. But above all, Jasper vows to do anything to keep Bella safe.

You can read more of To Keep You Safe on fanfiction.net

Twimp'd Teaser: Sinnerman by Detochkina

Twimp'd by Rags88

Rated M  Angst/Suspense

"What's wrong, baby? Are you holding on okay?" I glance at Bella when she doesn't respond to my request. I need her to move to my right and open the bag for me. We are in a hurry. Our task here is very time sensitive. In fact, the only luxury that we do not have right now is time.

 

I notice how Bella tries to say something, but nothing comes out of her mouth. In shock, I watch how she is starting to shake–tremors moving through her body. Bella's rosy lips turn deathly blue. Her eyes become dim and roll back into her head as she flails her hands around her torso, turns completely slack, and then silently drops to her side.

 

I spin, catching Bella right before she nearly hits the floor. Her weight drags me down and I nearly lose my balance, causing her head to jerk and connect with the ground with a soft thud. I curse under my breath while frantically trying to figure out what's wrong with her. Quickly, I check Bella for any wounds, finding nothing. I then scan around the room, searching for any indication of what could have caused such a reaction from Bella. All I see are Alice and Jasper, frozen in their spots, looking very puzzled and scared–just as scared as I am at this moment. The silence in the room becomes almost deafening. The last shreds of my control are quickly dissipating, being replaced by a sheer panic rising in my chest. I can't allow myself to panic. I need to snap out of it, right now.

 

Please!

 

I squeeze my eyes and take a deep breath, willing the loud throbbing in my head to go away. I try to steady myself while kneeling over Bella.

 

"B! Baby, are you hurt? Wake up, please!" With trembling hands, I gently slap her cheeks. She doesn't respond at all. At this point I am absolutely terrified. Something is wrong with my girl, and it's entirely my fault! I am the reason she is here with me right now, and if we don't get out of here in the next minute and sixteen seconds, her life is over–our lives are over.

Intrigued?!  Hell yeah, you are!  Read more of Sinnerman on fanfiction.net

Latent Prints By KCerena

Latent Prints by KCerena
Post Breaking Dawn

Ever felt like some of the characters and concepts Stephenie Meyer created, in particular in Breaking Dawn, were ill conceived and poorly developed? Did the werewolfs imprinting behavior creep you out just a tad? KCerena in her story "Latent Imprints" delves into the subject of imprinting and its consequences with her story about Leah and Renesme. The story picks up six years after Renesme was born and Jacob imprinted on her.

Renesme is now physically a fully grown teenager, but her mind hasn't quite caught about with all the changes. Add to that a slightly sheltered upbringing facilitated by the always hovering and suffering Edward and his loyal companion Bella, and you have a completely confused teenager. As Nessie discovers love and life through real experiences rather than books, she stumbles upon Leah, the only female werewolf of the pack. Leah has spent the last 6 years away from the pack in hiding. She is unable to deal with constantly having to share her pain with the other members of pack. Even though all the male werewolfs of the pack continue to belittle her and make fun of her upon her return to Forks, she helps Jacob out when she reveals to Nessie that he is in love with her.

If your curious about these overlooked and often forgotten characters, go check out the KCerena's beautifully written and witty story. She has seven chapters up so far and we can see the beginnings of a friendship (or maybe more?) blooming between innocent Renesme and jaded Leah. Can she make a love story out of this? I hope so.

Please go check out her story & show her some love by leaving a review!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5722598/1/Latent_Prints

Twimp'd Teaser: Not Just A Girl by emg78

AH, canon pairings

Bella and Emmett are as close as siblings can get. Bella is forced to change priorities after an accident. Moving to Forks to live with Charlie they quickly bond with the rest of the group. Can Brother Bear and Lil Sis grow stronger as they struggle through lots of bumps in the road or will they get knocked down? AH, canon pairings, slight OOC.

Read Not Just A Girl on fanfiction.net.

Twimp'd Teaser: The Change Up by loss4words

Rated NC-17, AH

Rose wants to taste it, her, she wants to taste every inch of this brave woman. She moves her hand to Bella's chin and tilts her face up to hers. And slowly, to give her time to back out, Rose leans in. She doesn't touch her lips to Bella's right away, but feels the warm breath that comes from the girl’s mouth and breathes it in. Bella's breaths are shaky but she doesn't back away. Rose gently makes their lips touch, and Bella lets out a soft moan.

This isn't your typical femme-slash story, folks.  Trust me... it's hot!

Curious?  Check out what's going down (heh heh) in The Change Up on Fanfiction.net.

Twimp'd Teaser: Forgettable by Belindella

Rated NC-17  AH

At fifteen, I kissed my first crush.  At seventeen, we had sex. At nineteen, he and everyone else still thought I was an untouched virgin.

And I was desperately and passionately in love with him.

But now that he was living in my apartment with me, how the hell was I going to constantly keep my hands to myself and my mask in place?

OMG!!  **runs to read Forgettable on Twilighted.net!**